2024 Taidum Glasses

Celebrate the end of 2023... with... the LOWEST EFFORT.
We at bananabread believe that out with the old and in with the new is the best way to celebrate... so with the lowering effort and AI generation people going in, we decided to take up that lifestyle with making THE LOWEST EFFORT GLASSES for 2024.

NO, THESE ARE NOT AI GENERATED, THAT'D BE DUMB. WE'RE STILL BAKING BREAD OUT HERE AND PUTTING EFFORT, BUT WE'RE MAKING IT LOW EFFORT FOR THESE.

whisper whisper
What do you mean we can't make fun of AI art? It's too delicate of a topic? Who're we gonna hurt, the machines? They don't have feelings
Whisper whisper
Protogens aren't AI, what do you mean-- I know a protogen was forced to make this one at breadpoint

WHISPER WHISPER
What? There's no textures for this?! No UVs?
SHOUTING WHISPER
I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT! ALSO WHAT THE FLOUR IS A SHOUTING WHISPER?!

I'M GOING BACK TO PLAYING TERRORS OF NOWHERE! YOU ENJOY YOUR GOGGLES

*whisper whisper
What? Put them on? I can't even see with these on!
Ohhhh I get it... I can "See into the future with these" BECAUSE THEY'RE 2024
then they become dated... CUZ THEY HAVE THE YEAR ON THEM! HA, GENIUS, I CAN SEE WHY YOU LIKE THESE THINGS!

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So, yes, these are in fact the low effort goggles I made in like 10 minutes of me screwing around.

Free? Of course. It's so low effort, it might as well be made of air.